*clap clap clap*

thorhead:

do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty

oh my god

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-420:

The Titanic theme played on the recorder.

jordan was practicing so hard to perfect this

glad it got a lot of notes c:

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mydemisee:

omfg haha

mydemisee:

omfg haha

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The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.

Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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thatawkwardbitch:

you know this song.

every word.

every syllable.

every letter.

every accent.

every punctuation.

every pause.

every beat.

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dysenterygay:

how to make delicious chocolate milkshake

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Mt Eden Dubstep

"Sierra Leone"

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nikolawashere:

me

goldengatefridge:

please just watch this

i don’t understand

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lol

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